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Hoops For Homes

The Saints and Titans will be mixing it up tonight on Monday Night Football from the Louisiana Superdome. New Orleans is still recovering from Hurricane Katrina, and that will undoubtedly be mentioned repeatedly (and rightfully) throughout the broadcast. If anyone reading this has the means to give a little something toward that effort, Habitat for Humanityhas done some outstanding work in the ongoing relief effort. They are in partnership with the New Orleans Hornets in a program called Hoops For Homes.

We don’t have any association with Habitat for Humanity but there charity work in the Gulf Coast relief effort has been amazing. If you get a minute and can spare a few bucks, check it out and do some good. Your Halo 3 party isn’t till later anyway so you’ve got some time!

 http://www.habitat.org/

http://www.habitat.org/gulfrecoveryeffort/

‘BUCKED

 

In lue of the bucks matching our offer sheet for point guard Charlie Bell, let’s look at their off season moves:

They draft a Chinese guy, Jianlian Yi who wants to play in a city with a large Chinese population.

They overpay Mo Williams to the tune of 6 years $51M dollars.

They re-sign Desmond Mason, who “felt angry and betrayed when he left Milwaukee less than two years ago.”

Refuse to offer Charlie Bell a $3M a year contract until the Heat offers him $18.5M over five years. Since he is a restricted free agent however, they have the right to match the Heat’s over and thus retained him. All of this done after Bell states he does not want to play in Milwaukee and they signed Royal Ivey to fill his postion.

Oh, it’s not over. Here are some comments the GM, Larry Harris made after matching our offer:

“It’s going to sound funny saying this, but some things that Mo Williams did with his contract, (he) made a great sacrifice for Charlie Bell. I think that says a lot without going into too much detail,” Harris said. “I give Mo a lot of credit. He did some things to help us do what we needed to today.”

 “The sun will shine here just as it does in Miami,” Harris said.

“Miami is pretty good, they like both of our guards,” Harris said. “Fortunately for us, they’re going to be in our uniform.”

It sounds like half that team may try to claim assylum during one of their road games.

Isiah Hates White People

Since I am a hold over from the old days where we had one of the greatest rivalries in recent basketball history, I have a special place for the Knicks. I found this today and had to post it here on our site.

Isiah Allegedly ‘Don’t Give A [Expletive] About These White People’ 

The trial of Isiah Thomas on sexual harassment charges is now underway, and fired Knicks exec Anucha Browne Sanders has delivered some testimony of varying humor. (The variation is based on whether you work for the Knicks.)

The New York Daily News details some of the lleged unsavory remarks Zeke made to Browne Sanders in their work-related discourse.

Browne Sanders said Thomas bristled at her efforts to get players to turn out for corporate events scheduled long before he took over the team in December 2003.

Click Here For the rest of the original AOL Fanhouse article.

Hell NO! & Sometimes the Computer Gets It Right.

I just have six words to say: I don’t want Allan Houston here!

After all the shit he put us through back in the days when he played for New York and all the trash he talked. Man, fuck that guy; I’ve always disliked Allan Houston. Plus, his knees are shot to shit; who the hell wants a ‘vet’ like him? He’s a fucking walking disaster waiting to happen. Albeit I’m sure we’d give him the vet’s minimum, but still; I don’t want a single fucking Miamian tax dollar or profit dollar from ticket sales, concession stands or whatever going to him. Screw that.

Ok, since I’m the only one that ever writes anything on this damn sight (J/K Ben!), I thought I’d bring that up because I heard a little while back that he wanted to make a comeback (HA!) and just laughed it off. But supposedly now it’s come down to the Heat and the Cavs?! That’s when I got worried. So I had to come here and post something, aside from saving this site because it’s gone untouched for over a week now. LOL juuuust kidding Ben, simmer down now.

So I thought I’d let you all out there know that I’m coming soon with some interesting news. I don’t care if i have to make it up, but it will be news worthy. Oh who am I kidding, I don’t make shit up and I let it be known if it’s speculation or actual fact. Example:

Speculation: Kobe Bryant is going to sit the whole season out, especially after having played with the likes of Kidd and ‘Melo, because his team sucks and he wants out.

Fact: Dwyane Wade is going to miss the first few home games while still rehabilitating that arm and knee. Oh and he rocks.

 See the difference? Not that I was assuming that you guys didn’t know the difference, but still; I had to fill these pages up with something; know what I mean? I’m kidding again. So now don’t you go accusing me of using filler!! Go suck a dick; I just type as I think it.

Ok, so just to give you guys a heads up, I’m gonna try and find out as much dirt as I can on anybody in this goddamn league and post it up here. Ben claims to have two stories he was writing but hasn’t had time to write them. Yeah, uhm, I’m sure he could’ve written something yesterday. Oh wait, I forgot, he was watching the game. My bad. LOL. Ok, well I know he’s bound to post something up soon. He’s been itching to, so don’t worry fans. As for the other two, I can’t speak for them but they both have ’significant others’ so you know how that shit goes.

Lastly, I did a football fantasy league earlier this week and my dipshit friend who’s house we were doing it at, couldn’t figure out how to give all of us that were there, access to his internet via our laptops. So, to make a long story short, we ended up having to let the stupid computer pick for us. So for what it’s worth, I figured I’d post the team I was given. Notice I didn’t say “my” team, because I didn’t get to pick them, but still…I’m not complaining too much and we decided to drop the ante from $50 to $20 because of the outcome of how the teams were selected. By the way, I can’t fucking wait for basketball to start and of course, fantasy basketball as well. I still have roughly half a year left of bragging rights. Hahaha.

 Here’s the team I was given in football:

QB: Peyton Manning (IND) & Matt Leinart (ARI)

RB: Shaun Alexander (SEA), Thomas Jones (NYJ), Marshawn Lynch (BUF), Jerious Norwood (ATL) & LaMont Jordan (OAK)

WR: Marvin Harrison (IND), Andre Johnson (HOU) & Braylon Edwards (CLE)

TE: Dallas Clark (IND) & Jeremy Shockey (NYG)

K: Robbie Gould (CHI) & Jason Hanson (DET)

Defense: New England

Not a bad squad and truthfully, it’s close, but nowhere exact, the line-up I would have chosen. I can honestly say that knowing I was going into this with the 5th overall pick, there are three players that I originally wanted to get that I did end up with in this pick. Kismet? Perhaps. Until next time. Good luck with your picks if you’re doing one. If not, what kind of fucking loser are you to not even participate in a league just for shits and giggles? It’s once a week! Sheesh.

Skip 2 My Loser

This offseason has been pretty interesting to say the least. Garnett leaving Minnesota to go to Bah-ston, Tim Donaghy getting busted for gambling and bringing a shame to the entire NBA organization, Kobe’s unhappiness in L.A. being publicized, Gilbert Arenas making the cover of NBA Live ‘08 (had to throw him in here somewhere), Andre Blatche getting busted for soliciting sex from an undercover police officer and Rafer Alston being arrested just a few weeks ago (Aug. 5th)  for supposedly spitting in the face of a parking attendant, in a drunken rage as his car was being towed .

So now, once again, Rafer was again arrested on a felony assault charge in the early hour on Tueday morning for supposedly slashing a man’s neck at Club Stereo in Manhattan. Queens-born Alston is already in trouble with his team, The Houston Rockets and seeing as they are stacked at the point guard position, this “minor” incident just jeopardizes Alston’s chances at probably even making the roster or retaining his job, period.

With that in mind, I’m glad Riley passed on Alston; obviously somehow knowing he’s a bit of a loose canon as exemplified by observing just how much of a retard he his for making news in the span of three weeks now. Actually, I wonder; what does the future hold for Alston? Could we be seeing Rafer (if lucky) sign or be traded to another team this year? Maybe NY, since he’s from there? But then again, NY, with point guards; Starbury, Mardy Collins, Nate Robinson and Dan Dickau, are pretty much stacked in that position as well. Hhhmmm I know the Clippers need help at that position as well, especially since their star player, Elton Brand is pretty much done for the season after rupturing his Achilles tendon earlier this month. Actually, wait, after double-checking myself, the Clips are pretty stacked there too; Sam Cassell, Brevin Knight, Jared Jordan and Guillermo Diaz. Actually, that poses a good question; if Alston were to be let go or traded, where would he go? I forgot my email, so leave your comments as to what you think about my question or what you think about casseroles.

I digress; back to my report:

According to Rafer’s lawyer, the man allegedly slashed told a story “virtually impossible” to believe and “this case is motivated by money.” I would love to hear how “impossible” the story is, that he told. According to reports, one of Alston’s ‘entourage’ got into an argument with the alleged victim and them apparently a huge fight broke out, to which Alston slashed the man’s neck. All in all, I find the whole thing both amusing and boring.

And for a turn of events; no details were given about the contract, but Yi finally brought his sorry ass over to Milwaukee and signed a contract with the Bucks. Now, aside from injuries, Charlie Villanueva is going to play less with Yi now on the roster. But hey, who really cares? Charlie V was a shadow of his former self last year and had to go down with a shoulder injury to top it all off. Yi actually held out so long, I kind of wish he didn’t signed so we could just make fun of the Bucks and toughen our law of allowing international players to come over to the States to play some B-Ball whenever the hell they want or whenever the hell their repected club, organization or team allows them too. Fuck that! That topic alone can ignite a long ass tirade from yours truly.

I apologize for the lackluster effort in reporting all this; my eyes are half closed as I write this, so leave me the hell alone. I feel like I haven’t slept in days since I got back from L.A. and oh yeah, no Kobe sitings seeing as how I think he was in Vegas the whole time raping…uhm I mean practicing for the international games you are now watching on TV.

Vet Off-Season Interviews

Here’s some interviews I stumbled upon. The first two by Maurice Brooks at nba.com, J-Wills off of the nba.com/heat

BRIARCLIFF MANOR, N.Y., Aug. 20, 2007 – Two years ago, Alonzo Mourning and Shaquille O’Neal teamed up to help the Miami Heat win an NBA title. On Monday, the twin towers, along with Donald Trump, hosted the 4th Annual Zo’s Million Dollar Shootout at the Trump National Golf Club. NBA.com hung out with the two legendary centers on the 13th hole, between Mourning hitting the ball into the water and O’Neal swinging and missing.

Catching Up With Zo


Maybe Mourning will have a second professional sports career when he is done playing hoops. On second thought …
(David Dow/NBAE/Getty)

By Maurice Brooks

Brooks: What’s up, Alonzo? The East is going to be completely different this season with the Celtics acquiring Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett. Talk a little bit about what Boston’s offseason deals do to the conference.Mourning: I think it is going to be great. This makes things more interesting and gives the East a totally different look. Everybody is always quick to label the East as a jayvee league, but we won the championship two years ago and the Pistons won it a couple of years before that.
I think Garnett will balance the league. Bringing over a great player from the West will help make things more competitive and I’m excited about the challenge. This is my last year and I expect my team to go out with a bang. I think this is great.

Brooks: You guys just got a little deeper by picking up Anfernee Hardaway. Do you think he still has anything left?

Mourning: I think Penny coming back is good for us. He’s healthy, he’s hungry and he wants to prove to the world that he can play this game at a high level. He’s talented and versatile and he can play the one, two and three, which gives us another dimension off the bench. People aren’t going to recognize him. He’s in great physical condition. He is going to shock the world when people see how well he can play the game right now. He has fresh legs and he is hungry. He’s going to get back in there and showcase his talents.

Brooks: He is not the only former star traveling the comeback trail. Allan Houston and Reggie Miller, two of the best shooters in NBA history, are also talking about lacing up the sneakers again.

Mourning: All you got to do is get Allan open and he can knock it down. I don’t know how well he is going to play defensively. You never know. He’s been out the game a little while, but if he gets into a rhythm he can be a very good player. He won’t be the player he was a couple of years ago, but he will be a very good addition to a team.

Brooks: What about the Knick killer (watch this)?

Mourning: Reggie is a Hall of Fame-type of player who can provide leadership off the bench. He is a veteran who will give a team a lift. He is a guy who is not trying to prove anything. He simply wants to help out and be a part of the process.

Brooks: A year after winning the title, you guys got swept by the Bulls in the first round of the playoffs. What happened?

Mourning: We had health problems last year. We were out of sync. We had some guys who came into the preseason very complacent. We had a lot of different health issues that affected our rhythm.

Chatting With The Diesel


Don’t let this picture fool you. Unless it is for charity, Shaq has no business holding a golf club.
(David Dow/NBAE/Getty)

By Maurice Brooks

Brooks: What’s the deal, big fella? What are your thoughts on the Celtics getting Kevin Garnett? Does it remind you of 2004 when you were on the Lakers with Kobe, Karl Malone and Gary Payton?O’Neal: Yeah, I played on the most stacked-deck team in the history of the game and we didn’t win the championship. Obviously having KG come over is going to make the Celtics better, but now they have a lot of pressure on them. They’ll be the most watched team in the league. They have a lot of heat on that team. A lot of heat. Ray (Allen) was the go-to guy. KG was the go-to guy. Paul (Pierce) was the go-to guy. One or two of those guys is going to have to make some sacrifices.

Brooks: Does this make Boston one of the top three teams in the East?

O’Neal: I never really thought about it like that. Cleveland is going to do what they do. New Jersey is going to do what they do. We’re going to do what we do. It’s going to be competitive. Boston is top five I guess.

Brooks: I talked to Alonzo earlier today and he was going on and on about how Penny is in tremendous shape.

O’Neal: Yeah, Zo said Penny looks fabulous. He says he looks good, but I haven’t seen him play yet. You can tell he wants to play because he signed a non-guaranteed contract. He wants to come out and prove himself. Hopefully he comes in and plays well.

Brooks: I read that you said you were going to get Yao 24-inch car rims as a wedding gift. Did you keep your word and what made you think of that as a gift?

O’Neal: They asked me what I was going to get him and that was all I could come up with. I haven’t got them for him yet, but I live in Houston, too. I may just go by his house one day and take his car.

Brooks: I’ve been checking out your golf swing. Do you play much?

O’Neal: I don’t play at all. Zo asked me to team up with him two years ago for his charity and I’m here for a good cause. I’m having a good time.

Brooks: Let’s talk hoops for a second. The postseason didn’t end well for you guys. What went wrong?

O’Neal: Last season wasn’t our time. We had a lot of injuries and stuff like that. It just happens. This is the first time in my career that I’m going to have over four months to rest in the offseason, so this year there are no excuses.

Insider Interview with Jason Williams

 


Want to know what your favorite HEAT player is up to during the dog days of summer? HEAT Insider sat down with Jason Williams for this exclusive interview to discuss his knee, the HEAT off-season moves and his future with the team.

HEAT Insider: How is your summer going, and how do you stay busy during the off-season?

Jason Williams: “I don’t do too much. I have a house up in Orlando , so I spend much of my time there. Other than that, I work out preparing for the season, play a lot of golf and hang out with the kids.”

HI: How about your knee? How is that coming along?

JW: “It feels great – just about pain free. This is the best I’ve ever felt. I’ve been doing a lot of weight training on my knee – about five days a week. You wouldn’t even know that I had surgery. I should go into the season at 100 percent.”

What preventative measures are you doing on your part to keep healthy this season?

JW: “I’m keeping a positive attitude and hoping for the best. I’m going to continue taking care of my knee. The best thing I can do for it is making sure it’s stretched.”

HI: The HEAT has made several new additions to the team, such as Smush Parker and Penny Hardaway. Are you excited about playing with these guys?

JW: “Yes. I’m excited, but being in the NBA you get used to roster changes. Ever since I’ve been in the league, I’ve had new teammates every year. It’s something that you get used to. Pat (Riley) knows what he’s doing, so if we have new guys here, you know they can play and they deserve to be here. I can’t wait to get back on the floor and play with my new teammates.”

HI: Are you expecting the team to bounce back this season?

JW: “I expect to win the championship every year. If you don’t expect that why even play? We’re going to get back here in October (for training camp), take it one day at a time and see how good we can be. Hopefully, we’ll be hoisting the trophy come June.”

HI: You’re heading into the last year of your contract. Are you looking to end your career in Miami?

JW: “I would love to end my career here. I love the city and the fans. If it’s up to me, I’ll stay here. All I can do is play well and hopefully everything else will work out.”

Birthday Wishes and Repossesions

Well, on a slightly lighter note; I thought I’d put it out there that it happens to be staff writer Ben Ellingsworth’s birthday today. I’m not going to tell you how old he is, but as usual, nothing is going on in the basketball world today as is nothing in Ben’s life. LOL. So if you happen to know or see Ben, feel free to throw a basketball in his face; as a birthday salute, of course.

In other news, former Timberwolves, Warrior and Knick, Latrell Sprewell had his 70-foot yacht, known around Milwaukee as “Milwaukee’s Best”, reposessed yesterday by a federal marshall. Apparently Spree wasn’t paying the $10,000 a month nut on it and now is going to try to sell it to pay off the $1.3 Million he still owes on it. Hahaha. What a loser. And to think that three years ago, he rejected a $21 Million contract offer, saying it was insulting to be offered that and that he had “a family to feed”.  Shit son, if you’re stupid enough to turn down $21 Million dollars, then yes you are stupid enough to have your shit jacked from you. Spree has supposedly had problems with the yacht, including running it ashore and an indescribed incident that ended with Spree breaking his hand.

I’m glad though, seriously, that you can probably still afford to “feed your family”. Just no more fishing trips though, right? Damn.

So again, Happy Birthday Ben and a Nelson-like “Haha!” to you Spree. Happy sailing!

Link This!

After a great trip to L.A., I’m back in Miami and scouring the Internet for the latest hoops news. Unfortunately, the biggest story right now is a tragic one. 25 year old Eddie Griffin was killed last week when his vehicle collided with a train. It’s been said that Griffin had issues with alcohol and some are speculating that alcohol could have played a part in this horrific accident. From KHOU.com

“He was a secret binge drinker. He was not going out partying and doing all this wild stuff,” attorney Rusty Hardin said. “He was sitting in a room by himself drinking, and no one knew that was happening.” Hardin represented Griffin in an assault charge case several years ago.

In the running for the “Most Boring Story” of the summer is the Reggie Miller comeback drama. Am I the only person who thinks Reggie is being a prick for even considering this? I guess Reggie and everybody else outside of Indiana are not even thinking about how die-hard Pacers fans feel about his possible comeback, where he would be whoring out his services and coming off the bench for a ring. I know guys do this all the time but Miller is one of those guys who is an icon for the team he played with his entire career. This would be like Larry Bird coming back in 1995 to help someone like the Rockets win a title. But apparently, Reggie is still mulling it over.

Stephon Marbury, who is completely insane, thinks that Michael Vick is getting a raw deal from the press. Although I did think he made an interesting point about how hunting is considered a sport and dogfighting isn’t. I don’t agree with him but I hadn’t really thought of that.

I thought this article was really interesting. It contradicts some of the arguments about the NBA’s talent level being diluted.

“Nellie Ball” may be in jeopardy in the Bay area. Don Nelson and the Warriors seem to be at a stalemate.  

Ira Winderman is just as confused as we are about what Antoine Walker’s role on the Miami Heat will bethis year. I think that anything that prevents him from, you know, actually playing sounds like a great role for him. Maybe he can work the arepa stand in the AAA.

I also noticed that Ira has not commented about the Ron Artest buzz. I’m guessing because its bullshit. Barry Jackson of the Miami Herald is a joke. I would be willing to bet a lot of money that there is no credence to his blurb about the Heat pursuing Artest. That’s not to say that it isn’t possible but I don’t think he has any information to support that. I believe he just puts things in his “Roundup” articles to generate buzz. I’ve even joked before about making up rumors about Artest comming to the Heat and then a few days later, its in his toilet rag of a newspaper. Look, I may be just some fan writing about my dumb ass opinions on basketball, but I don’t go out there and make things up. This guy works for a major newspaper. If your going to put something in your article, at least give us a hint on where that information is coming from. And please, don’t use the unnamed “source” thing either. Nobody likes you Barry and everyone knows that you have no real sources.

And finally, “Beware ze Milky Pirate.” (I got this from a “source“)

West Coast Invasion

Greetings to all from the west coast. Ben and I are out here hanging out with some friends, but it’s not all just pleasure; we’re very dedicated to our trade and are out here trying to find out as much information as possible that is basketball related. I’m trying to call as many people as I know to try and secure an interview with Kobe Bryant and when I say ’secure an interview’ I really mean, find out where he is at a particular moment and rush him with questions in hand in hopes that he’ll at least acknowledge me; maybe even answer one. Ben on the other hand is going to scour the city looking for some clothes because in his haste this morning, he didn’t quite exactly pack everything he wanted; mind you, he woke up late and we just barely made our flight. In regards to basketball, I think he’s trying to ’secure an interview’ with the Clippers new point guard; Brevin Knight. HAHA! Well, we’re all off to dinner; it’s the Velvet Margarita which looks pretty cool and am looking forward to going to and doing it L.A. Style; getting smashed. Who knows, with any luck I’ll run into someone. If I can, I will go to Sacramento and hunt Bibby down and found out if the rumors are true. For more on that, read Brett’s article.

Where’s Wade?

When Dwayne Wade is in the news, its usually for all the right reasons. Well I haven’t read too much about him recently so I decided to go to his website to see what Flash was up to. As usually, he’s just as much the superstar off the court as he is on the court.

Check out the latest news from DwayneWade.com

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