I just have six words to say: I don’t want Allan Houston here!
After all the shit he put us through back in the days when he played for New York and all the trash he talked. Man, fuck that guy; I’ve always disliked Allan Houston. Plus, his knees are shot to shit; who the hell wants a ‘vet’ like him? He’s a fucking walking disaster waiting to happen. Albeit I’m sure we’d give him the vet’s minimum, but still; I don’t want a single fucking Miamian tax dollar or profit dollar from ticket sales, concession stands or whatever going to him. Screw that.
Ok, since I’m the only one that ever writes anything on this damn sight (J/K Ben!), I thought I’d bring that up because I heard a little while back that he wanted to make a comeback (HA!) and just laughed it off. But supposedly now it’s come down to the Heat and the Cavs?! That’s when I got worried. So I had to come here and post something, aside from saving this site because it’s gone untouched for over a week now. LOL juuuust kidding Ben, simmer down now.
So I thought I’d let you all out there know that I’m coming soon with some interesting news. I don’t care if i have to make it up, but it will be news worthy. Oh who am I kidding, I don’t make shit up and I let it be known if it’s speculation or actual fact. Example:
Speculation: Kobe Bryant is going to sit the whole season out, especially after having played with the likes of Kidd and ‘Melo, because his team sucks and he wants out.
Fact: Dwyane Wade is going to miss the first few home games while still rehabilitating that arm and knee. Oh and he rocks.
See the difference? Not that I was assuming that you guys didn’t know the difference, but still; I had to fill these pages up with something; know what I mean? I’m kidding again. So now don’t you go accusing me of using filler!! Go suck a dick; I just type as I think it.
Ok, so just to give you guys a heads up, I’m gonna try and find out as much dirt as I can on anybody in this goddamn league and post it up here. Ben claims to have two stories he was writing but hasn’t had time to write them. Yeah, uhm, I’m sure he could’ve written something yesterday. Oh wait, I forgot, he was watching the game. My bad. LOL. Ok, well I know he’s bound to post something up soon. He’s been itching to, so don’t worry fans. As for the other two, I can’t speak for them but they both have ’significant others’ so you know how that shit goes.
Lastly, I did a football fantasy league earlier this week and my dipshit friend who’s house we were doing it at, couldn’t figure out how to give all of us that were there, access to his internet via our laptops. So, to make a long story short, we ended up having to let the stupid computer pick for us. So for what it’s worth, I figured I’d post the team I was given. Notice I didn’t say “my” team, because I didn’t get to pick them, but still…I’m not complaining too much and we decided to drop the ante from $50 to $20 because of the outcome of how the teams were selected. By the way, I can’t fucking wait for basketball to start and of course, fantasy basketball as well. I still have roughly half a year left of bragging rights. Hahaha.
Here’s the team I was given in football:
QB: Peyton Manning (IND) & Matt Leinart (ARI)
RB: Shaun Alexander (SEA), Thomas Jones (NYJ), Marshawn Lynch (BUF), Jerious Norwood (ATL) & LaMont Jordan (OAK)
WR: Marvin Harrison (IND), Andre Johnson (HOU) & Braylon Edwards (CLE)
TE: Dallas Clark (IND) & Jeremy Shockey (NYG)
K: Robbie Gould (CHI) & Jason Hanson (DET)
Defense: New England
Not a bad squad and truthfully, it’s close, but nowhere exact, the line-up I would have chosen. I can honestly say that knowing I was going into this with the 5th overall pick, there are three players that I originally wanted to get that I did end up with in this pick. Kismet? Perhaps. Until next time. Good luck with your picks if you’re doing one. If not, what kind of fucking loser are you to not even participate in a league just for shits and giggles? It’s once a week! Sheesh.
Tags: Teams, Off The Court, Cleveland Cavaliers, Non Basketball, Miami Heat, New York Knicks, Rumors, 2007 Offseason, NBA, Echoflow Knows! by Erik Sierra
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The Saints and Titans will be mixing it up tonight on Monday Night Football from the Louisiana Superdome. New Orleans is still recovering from Hurricane Katrina, and that will undoubtedly be mentioned repeatedly (and rightfully) throughout the broadcast. If anyone reading this has the means to give a little something toward that effort, Habitat for Humanityhas done some outstanding work in the ongoing relief effort. They are in partnership with the New Orleans Hornets in a program called Hoops For Homes.
I don’t know why I ever thought to pollute this website with anything regarding the Miami Dolphins. As a season ticket holder for the last 14 years, I should have know better. I would like to forget about Sunday’s game against the Cowboy’s, but instead, I will be reminded by the previous post not only that I had misguided illusions about a victory, but by the actual score which is nicely displayed in the “Game Tracker”.
